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Nixon's The Kind Of Guy That If You Were Drowning Fifty Feet Off Shore, He'd Throw You A Thirty Foot Rope. Then Kissinger Would Go On Tv The Next Night And Say That The President Had Met You More Than Half-way.

Most People Past College Age Are Not Atheists. It's Too Hard To Be In Society, For One Thing. Because You Don't Get Any Days Off. And If You're An Agnostic You Don't Know Whether You Get Them Off Or Not.

There Were Four Million People In The American Colonies And We Had Jefferson And Franklin. Now We Have Over 200 Million And The Two Top Guys Are Clinton And Dole. What Can You Draw From This? Darwin Was Wrong.

There's So Much Botox Around Now That You Can't Tell When A Jewish Girl Is Angry!

There Are Russian Spies Here Now. And If We're Lucky, They'll Steal Some Of Our Secrets And They'll Be Two Years Behind.