The Book's Always Better Than The Movie.

Never Thought My Biggest Cheerleader Would Be Someone Who Thought I Was Evil And Unnatural.

Funny How Someone Telling You Not To Do Something Can Talk You Into It.

Honor, I Thought. For Real: The Guardians Should Have Taught It. Because I Hadn't Learned It.

I Want You To Go Back To Tucson And Bring Me The Bottle Of Tequila I Keep In My Liquor Cabinet. And Don't Scare Tim." Volusian Remained Motionless In That Way Of His. "my Mistress Grows Increasingly Creative In Her Ways To Torment Me." "i Thought You'd Appreciate It." "only In So Much As It Inspires Me To Equally Creative Means To Rip You Apart When I Am Able To Break Free Of These Bonds And Finally Destroy You." "you See? There's A Silver Lining To Everything. Now Hurry Up.

I Know How Devastated You Must Be To Miss Me, But Leave A Message, And I'll Try To Ease Your Agony