The Blade Itself Incites To Deeds Of

Ah, Beer, My One Weakness. My Achille's Heel, If You Will.

Thou Knowst The Oer-eager Vehemence Of Youth,how Quick In Temper, And In Judgement Weak.

One Rogue Leads Another.

I Can't Even Say The Word 'titmouse' Without Giggling Like A Schoolgirl.

Remember That Postcard Grandpa Sent Us From Florida Of That Alligator Biting That Woman's Bottom? That's Right, We All Thought It Was Hilarious. But, It Turns Out We Were Wrong. That Alligator Was Sexually Harassing That Woman.