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Citizens, Thank You For All Your Birthday Wishes. I Am 88 Years Old Today And Still Lucky To Live In The Greatest City In The World.

Like Many Others, I'm Deeply Sympathetic To The Huge Numbers Of People Looking To Come Here Today To Escape Suffering And Poverty In Their Own Lands. But As A Country, We Cannot Afford To Have A Total Open-door Policy Without Any Restrictions On Entry.

When I Came In, The City Was On The Edge Of Bankruptcy. I'm Proud Of What I Did. I Built The Foundation That Mayors After Me Built Upon - Particularly Bloomberg. But The Foundation Was Essential Because If It Hadn't Occurred, We Would Have Been Another Detroit.

Deals Are My Art Form. Other People Paint Beautifully On Canvas Or Write Wonderful Poetry. I Like Making Deals, Preferably Big Deals. That's How I Get My Kicks.

I Love Being The Mayor. I Want To Be The Mayor Forever.