The Best Things In Life Are Clean

Sophie, My Dog, Is The High In The Highlights Of My Life. Even Through Rain, Snow, Ice, And General Laziness, She Is The Reason I Smile When I Wake Up And A Comfort To Me Continually. I Could Never Have Imagined That A Now Five-pound, Six-ounce Dog Would Take Over My Life. But It Has Happened, And I Am Happy To Have Someone To Look After And Share My Moods With.

I Was This Flat-chested, Big-footed, Lanky Thing.

The Biggest Misconception People Have About Me Is That I'm In Control Of Every Situation. I'm Rarely In Control Of Any Situation.

If There Was One Thing I Had Never Been, It Was Mysterious, And If There Was One Thing I Had Never Done, It Was Not Talk.

Find Me A Man Who's Interesting Enough To Have Dinner With And I'll Be Happy.