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If I Ever Lose My Mind I Hope Some Honest Person Will Find It And Take It To Lost And Found.

And Now Gay People Want To Get Married... Haven't They Suffered Enough?

I Was Taken To The Hospital For Observation. I Stayed Several Days, Didn't Observe Anything, And I Left.

Suppose I Could Shoot Myself In The Mouth, But What If I Miss? People Will Laugh At Me.

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