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One Of The Laudable By-products Of The Freudian Quackery Is The Discovery That Lying, In Most Cases, Is Involuntary And Inevitable--that The Liar Can No More Avoid It Than He Can Avoid Blinking His Eyes When A Light Flashes Or Jumping When A Bomb Goes Off Behind Him.

I Am A Strict Monogamist: It Is Twenty Years Since I Last Went To Bed With Two Women At Once, And Then I Was In My Cups And Not Myself.

The Instant I Reach Heaven, I'm Going To Speak To God Very Sharply.

Confidence: The Feeling That Makes One Believe A Man, Even When One Knows That One Would Lie In His Place

What Ass First Let Loose The Doctrine That The Suffrage Is A High Boon And Voting A Noble Privilege?