The Best Men In All Ages Keep

It Is In Rare And Scattered Instants That Beauty Smiles Even On Her Adorers, Who Are Reduced For Habitual Comfort To Remembering Her Past Favours.

The Fates, Like An Absent-minded Printer, Seldom Allow A Single Line To Stand Perfect And Unmarred.

Perhaps The Universe Is Nothing But An Equilibrium Of Idiocies.

He Thinks He Believes Only What He Sees, But He Is Much Better At Believing Than At Seeing.

Advertising Is The Modern Substitute For Argument; Its Function Is To Make The Worse Appear The Better.