The Best Lies To Tell Are The

I Still Feel Threatened By Academics, But My Books Have A Lot Of Academic In-jokes And Everybody Assumes I Went To University And Studied English.

Anything Devised By Man Has Bureaucracy, Corrpution And Error Hardwired At Inception.

The Industrial Age Had Only Just Begun; The Planet Had Reached Its Best Before Date.

The Best Plans Are Always The Simplest.

I Loved Him, Officer. More Than Any Woman Ever Loved An Egg.