The Best Laid Schemes O' Mice An'

God Help The Teacher, If A Man Of Sensibility And Genius, When A Booby Father Presents Him With His Booby Son, And Insists On Lighting Up The Rays Of Science In A Fellow's Head Whose Skull Is Impervious And Inaccessible By Any Other Way Than A Positive Fracture With A Cudgel.

Just Now I've Taen The Fit O' Rhyme / My Barmie Noddle's Working Prime.

A Eunuch Is A Man Who Has Had His Work Cut Out For Him.

The Best Laid Schemes O' Mice An' Men Gang Aft Agley.

Dare To Be Honest And Fear No Labor. ... Opera Is Where A Man Gets Stabbed In The Back, And Instead Of Dying, He Sings.