The Best Feeling In The World Is

The Racehorses Assemble At The Starting Barrier In All The Finery Of A Mediaeval Pageant, The Jockeys In Silks Like Figures From A Tarot Pack, The Bookies In Leather And Tweeds Standing Beside Their Boards Each Confident That The Future Has Been Controlled.

The Day You Stop Doing The Small Things Is The Day You Think You're Above Everybody Else.

Back In My Heyday, When I Was Out On The Streets - I'm Engaged Now, About To Get Married - But Before That I Was Quite The Sex Symbol. My Line Was, "if I Was Taller, Would I Have A Chance?".

Did I Try To Embarrass Other People? Now If It's About Other People, Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty.

I Love Soft-cotton White T-shirts.