The Best Any Human Can Do Is

When Life Gives You Lemons... Choke On Them And Die... You Stupid Lemon Eater.

A Matador Is A Guy Who Didn't Have Enough People Skills To Be Promoted To Serial Killer.

The Only Risk Of Failure Is Promotion.

You Might Argue That My Example Is Bad Because Einstein Is Dead. But According To Physicist Erwin Schrodinger, Einstein Is Neither Dead Nor Alive Until We Dig Him Up And Open The Casket. If He's Alive, He Might Want His Brain Back, Which I Understand Is In A Ziplock Bag In Some Guy's Freezer. And This Is A Perfect Example Of Why Examples Always Distract From The Main Point.

I Should Have Written That Down. - Dilbert