The Beloved Is The Ultimate Fetish.

The Puritan Sours His Pleasures By Disguising Them As Duties.

The Supposed Unhappiness Of The Rich Is Always A Cheerful Topic Of Conversation.

Fail, And Your Friends Feel Superior. Succeed, And They Feel Resentful.

Hope, And Hopelessness, Persist Despite The Facts.

Do Not Wait For A Reason To Be Happy.