The 'barnaby' Books Were Always Intended To

He's Going To Jail. He Can't See. He Can't Hear. He Can't Take A Leak That Lasts Under Fifteen Minutes. But He Has An Erection And All The Other Problems Are Small Change. Next Time Around I'm Coming Back As A Man. Priorities Are Clearly Defined. Life Is Simple.

There Are Some Men Who Enter A Woman’s Life And Screw It Up Forever. Joseph Morelli Did This To Me—not Forever, But Periodically.

You Can Run, But You Can't Hide, Cupcake." Morelli Said. "i'll Find You." "you Are Such A Cop." "tell Me About It.

A Woman's Never Too Old To Make An Idiot Of Herself. It Goes Along With Equality Of The Sexes And Potty Parity.

Excuse Me?" I Said, Palms Down On The Formica Tabletop. "coffee? I Thought We Came Here For Pie." "i Don't Eat The Kind Of Pie They Serve Here." I Felt A Flash Of Heat Go Through My Stomach. I Knew Firsthand The Kind Of Pie Ranger Liked.