The Ball Has Broken 50-50 For Keegan

A Truly International Field, No Britons Involved.

That's The Fastest Time Ever Run - But It's Not As Fast As The World Record

And For Those Of You Who Watched The Last Programme, I Hope All Your Doughnuts Turn Out Like Fanny's.

Her Time Is About 4.33, Which She's Capable Of.

It Is Rare In A Working Environment That Someone Says, ‘johnson, I Need A Market Analysis By Friday, But Before That, I Need A Compelling Account Of Your Childhood.'