The Average Person Expels Flatulence 15 Times

If It's A Boy, I'll Put Him In Tutus!

I'll Usually Wash My Hair And Let It Air-dry Wavy, But If I'm Just In A Hang-out Mood, I Won't Even Wash It. I'll Wait Until It Smells.

Being A Musician - It's Easier For Me To Date An Athlete. There's Too Much Competition [with A Musician]. There's Too Much Know-it-all Pop Star.

Sorry I Don't Eat Buffalo.

Marriage Is Unbelievable, I Couldn't Be More In Love.