The Average Man Finds Life Very Uninteresting

Wherever I Am, There's Always Pooh, There's Always Pooh And Me. Whatever I Do, He Wants To Do, "where Are You Going Today?" Says Pooh: "well, That's Very Odd 'cos I Was Too. Let's Go Together," Says Pooh, Says He. "let's Go Together," Says Pooh.

The Other Day I Met A Man Who Didn't Know Where Tripoli Was. Tripoli Happened To Come Into The Conversation, And He Was Evidently At A Loss. "let's See," He Said. "tripoli Is Just Down By The - Er - You Know. What's The Name Of That Place?" "that's Right," I Answered, "just Opposite, Thingumabob. I Could Show You In A Minute On A Map. It's Near - What Do They Call It?" At This Moment The Train Stopped, And I Got Out And Went Straight Home To Look At My Atlas.

If The Person You Are Talking To Doesn't Appear To Be Listening, Be Patient. It May Simply Be That He Has A Small Piece Of Fluff In His Ear.

It's Always Useful To Know Where A Friend-and-relation Is, Whether You Want Him Or Whether You Don't.

Wherever They Go, And Whatever Happens To Them On The Way, In That Enchanted Place On The Top Of The Forest, A Little Boy And His Bear Will Always Be Playing.