The Average Life Expectancy Of A Celebrity

God Took His Chosen People And We Are What's Left. He Looked At What's Left And Thought: I Could Kill You All, But Let's See What Happens. A Little Social Experiment.

The Progressive Movement Needs More Crazy And Amoral/immoral Right-wing Politicians And Pundits Like Tom Delay And Newt Gingrich And Ann Coulter And Sean Hannity.

If The Entire World Decided To Become Vegan Tomorrow, A Whole Host Of The World's Problems Would Disappear Overnight. Climate Change Would Decrease By 25 Percent, Deforestation Would Cease, Rainforests Would Be Preserved, Our Water- And Air-quality Would Increase, Life-expectancy Rates Would Increase, And Our Rates Of Cancer Would Plummet, So Certainly, With That One Action Of Becoming Vegan You Are Quite Effectively Making The World A Better Place.

People Assume That Somehow Fame And Wealth Will Keep Mortality At Bay.

I'm Gonna Have To Start Walking Down The Street And Start Hitting People In The Head!