The Australian Language Is Easier To Learn

The Interesting Thing About Staring Down A Gun Barrel Is How Small The Hole Is Where The Bullet Comes Out, Yet What A Big Difference It Would Make In Your Social Schedule.

Good Manners Can Replace Morals. It May Be Years Before Anyone Knows If What You Are Doing Is Right. But If What You Are Doing Is Nice, It Will Be Immediately Evident.

A Nation With A Goofy Foreign Policy Needs A Very Serious Policy Of Defense.

God Has No Role To Play In Politics Except To Make Sure Politicians Go Where They Belong. To Hell.

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