The 100% American Is 99% Idiot.

The Pianoforte Is The Most Important Of All Musical Instruments; Its Invention Was To Music What The Invention Of Printing Was To Poetry.

Happiness And Beauty Are By-products. Folly Is The Direct Pursuit Of Happiness And Beauty.

Life Is Too Short For Men To Take It Seriously.

A Mind Of The Caliber Of Mine Cannot Derive Its Nutrient From Cows.

What, Or Who, Led You To Take Up Photography, And About What Date ? George Bernard Shaw – I Always Wanted To Draw And Paint. I Had No Literary Ambition. I Aspired To Be A Michelangelo, Not A Shakespeare. But I Could Not Draw Well Enough To Satisfy Myself; And The Instruction I Could Get Was Worse Than Useless. So When Dry Plates And Push Buttons Came Into The Market I Bought A Box Camera And Began Pushing The Button. It Was In 1898.