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You Go To The Cinema And You Realize You're Watching The Third Act. There Is No First Or Second Act. There Is This Massive Film-making Where You Spend This Incredible Amount Of Money And Play Right To The Demographic. You Can Tell How Much Money The Film Is Going To Make By How It Does On The First Weekend. The Whole Culture Is In The Crap House. It's Not Just True In The Movies, It's Also True In The Theater.

The Academy Awards Are Obscene, Dirty . . . No Better Than A Beauty Contest.

There's A New Medical Crisis. Doctors Are Reporting That Many Men Are Having Allergic Reactions To Latex Condoms. They Say They Cause Severe Swelling. So What's The Problem?

I Decided A Long Time Ago But Sometimes It Takes You 40 Years To Get Around To Doing Something - And That's The Truthful Answer.

I Don't Like The Fact That I Have To Get Older So Fast, But I Like The Fact That I'm Aging So Well.