That's The Trouble With A Politician's Life-somebody

There Is One Thing About Englishmen, They Won't Fix Anything Till It's Just About Totally Ruined. You Couldn't Get The English To Fix Anything At The Start. No! They Like To Sit And Watch It Grow Worse. Then, When It Just Looks Like The Whole Thing Has Gone Up Salt Creek, Why, The English Jump In And Rescue It.

Democrats Are The Only Reason To Vote For Republicans

The Business Of Government Is To Keep The Government Out Of Business - That Is, Unless Business Needs Government Aid.

And The Thing About My Jokes Is, They Don't Hurt Anybody. You Can Take 'em Or Leave 'em - You Can Say They're Funny Or They're Terrible Or They're Good, Or Whatever, But You Can Just Pass 'em By. But With Congress, Every Time They Make A Joke, It's A Law! And Every Time They Make A Law, It's A Joke!

In A Real Estate Man's Eye, The Most Expensive Part Of The City Is Where He Has A House To Sell