That's The Trouble With A Politician's Life-somebody

I See By The Papers That They Are Going To Do Away With All The Nuisance Taxes. That Means That A Man Can Get A Marriage License For Nothing.

I Like To Hear A Man Talk About Himself Because Then I Never Hear Anything, But Good.

When You Put Down The Good Things You Ought To Have Done, And Leave Out The Bad Ones You Did Do Well, That's Memoirs.

This Country Has Gotten Where It Is In Spite Of Politics, Not By The Aid Of It. That We Have Carried As Much Political Bunk As We Have And Still Survived Shows We Are A Super Nation.

It Is A Good Thing That We Do Not Get As Much Government As We Pay For.