That's The Difference Between Girls And Women:

Maybe All Men Are A Drug. Sometimes They Bring You Down And Sometimes, Like Now, They Get You So High.

As Long As You're Neurotic And Crazy, He's Great. But Once He Solves All Your Problems, He Becomes The Problem.

Rule Number One: Why Is It That The One Time A Cute Guy Talks To You, You Have A Friend Who's In Crisis?

There Is A Thin Line Between Attraction And Repulsion

I Have A House In The Connecticut Countryside Where You'll Always Find Me, Summer Or Winter.