That's Like Comparing Apples With Hermaphroditic Ground

Maybe It Takes Forty Years Of Your Life To Understand How The World Seems To Work.

Seeing No Resolution To My Existential Recognition Of Loss, I Decide To Eat Lunch.

The Reason That People In The Intellectual Community Argue That Football Is Dangerous Is Because There's Now A Large Swath Of Society That Has No Relationship To Physicality Or Potential Violence.

I Once Loved A Girl Who Almost Loved Me, But Not As Much As She Loved John Cusack.

If I Knew I Was Going To Die At A Specific Moment In The Future, It Would Be Nice To Be Able To Control What Song I Was Listening To; This Is Why I Always Bring My Ipod On Airplanes.