That's How Darkness Works. It Turns Love

I Am Not A Morning Person. Never Have Been - Never Want To Be. As A Matter Of Fact, I Am Vaguely Distrustful Of People Who Bound Out Of Bed Early Like Demented Puppies. It's Barbaric To Wake Up Before 9:00 A.m.

Darius Didn't Have Any Trouble Finding The Street Cats Building. It Was A Cozy-looking Square Brick Building With Big Front Windows Crowded With Cat Stuff. I Made A Mental Note To Pick Up A Little Something For Nala From Their Gift Shop. My Cat Was Grumpy Enough Without Her Thinking That I'd Been Cheating On Her (translation: I Would Smell Like A Zillion Other Cats) And Hadn't Even Brought Her A Present.

Well, He Was Wearing Those Really Bad Pants Ant That Awful Shirt. Clearly He Did Need Some Things Explained To Him Bya Teenager, But I Didn't Think It Was The Right Time To Mention His Unforunate And Obvious Fashion Impairment.

I'd Sacrificed True Love And A Popped Cherry To The God Of Deception And Hormones." - Zoey Redbird (ch 24)

At The Last Parent Visitation Night I'd Sorta Accidentally Watched A Majorly Nightmarish Scene Between Aphrodite And Her Parents. Her Dad's The Mayor Of Tulsa. Her Mom Might Be Satan.