That’s The American Dream: To Make Your

Sometimes The Past Seems Too Big For The Present To Hold.

The Most Boring Thing In The Entire World Is Nudity. The Second Most Boring Thing Is Honesty.

Hey, You Created Me! I Didn't Create Some Loser Alter-ego To Make Myself Feel Better. Take Some Responsibility!

Yes, These Are Bruises From Fighting And I'm Okay With That.

Folks Build A Reputation By Attacking You While You’re Alive - Or Praising You After You Ain’t.