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Deliberation, N.: The Act Of Examining One's Bread To Determine Which Side It Is Buttered On.

Phonograph, N. An Irritating Toy That Restores Life To Dead Noises.

Year: A Period Of Three Hundred And Sixty-five Disappointments.

Adage, N. Boned Wisdom For Weak Teeth.

Nominate, V. To Designate For The Heaviest Political Assessment. To Put Forward A Suitable Person To Incur The Mudgobbling And Deadcatting Of The Opposition.