That Machine Took My Money!' I Said.

Can You Giggle While Racing For Your Life And Protecting A Six-year-old? I Can.

I Dropped My Voice And Stared Into Her Eyes. I Could Tell She Was Trying Hard Not To Look Away. I Was So Furious I Could Have Cheerfully Ripped Her Head Off. "but You're Going To Find Out, Mom,' I Said Very Softly."and It's Gonna Give You Nightmares For The Rest Of Your Wasted Life." Oh, My God, I Was So Badass. It Was All I Could Do To Not Give A Mwa Ha Ha!

My Invite Must Have Gotten Lost In The Mail," She Said Venomously. "but I Don't Mind Crashing This Party. -maximum Ride Talking To Max Ii

But What Is Life If You Don't Live It?

Gazzy: (hugging Himself And Jumping Up And Down) "i'm Brilliant! I'm A Genius! I Can Blow Up The World!" Max: (raises Her Eyebrows) Gazzy: "not That I Would Want To, Of Course," (coughs)