That Lad Must Have Been Born Offside.

I Remember The First Time I Saw Him. He Was 13 And Just Floated Over The Ground Like A Cockier Spaniel Chasing A Piece Of Silver Paper In The Wind.

In England, It's A Rare Thing To See A Player Smoking But, All In All, I Prefer That To An Alcoholic. The Relationship With Alcohol Is A Real Problem In English Football And, In The Short Term, It's Much More Harmful To A Sportsman. It Weakens The Body, Which Becomes More Susceptible To Injury.

He's A Novice - He Should Keep His Opinions To Japanese Football

David Beckham Is Britain's Finest Striker Of A Football Not Because Of God-given Talent But Because He Practises With A Relentless Application That The Vast Majority Of Less Gifted Players Wouldn't Contemplate.

I Am Such A Bloody Talented Guy. I Might Go Into Painting Or Something Like That.