That Lad Must Have Been Born Offside.

Pardew Has Come Out And Criticized Me. He Is The Worst At Haranguing Referees. He Shoves Them And Makes A Joke Of It. How He Can Criticize Me Is Unbelievable. He Forgets The Help I Gave Him, By The Way. The Press Have Had A Field Day. The Only Person They Have Not Spoken To Is Barack Obama Because He Is Busy. It Is Unfortunate But I Am The Manager Of The Most Famous Club In The World. Not Newcastle, A Wee Club In The North-east. I Was Demonstrative. I Am Always Demonstrative. Everyone Knows That. I Am An Emotional Guy But I Was Not Abusive.

There Has Been A Lot Of Expectation On Manchester City And With The Spending They Have Done They Have To Win Something. Sometimes You Have A Noisy Neighbor And Have To Live With It.

You Have To Put All The Criticism Of This Club Down To Jealousy. United Have Produced More Players Who Have Played For Their Country, More World-class Players And More Players Who Have Won European Footballer Of The Year Than Any Other Team In This Country, So We Must Be Doing Something Right.

Sometimes You Look In A Field And You See A Cow And You Think It's A Better Cow Than The One You've Got In Your Own Field. It's A Fact. Right? And It Never Really Works Out That Way.

Sometimes In Football You Have To Hold Your Hand Up And Say, Yeah, They're Better Than Us.