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You Want To Know How I Think Art Should Be Taught To Children? Take Them To A Museum And Say, 'this Is Art, And You Can't Do It.

A Joke That Works Is Complete Knowledge In A Nanosecond.

I'm Not Trying To Be A Big Shot Or Anything Like That, But I Get My Drinks Half Price.

With Comedy, You Have No Place To Go But More Comedy, So You're Never Off The Hook.

Awards Mean Nothing To Comedians. What Matters Is The Audience, How You're Doing - Artistically, For The Most Part - At That Moment.