Testing Shows The Presence, Not The Absence

Teaching Cobol Ought To Be Regarded As A Criminal Act.

Mathematicians Are Like Managers - They Want Improvement Without Change.

In This Respect A Program Is Like A Poem: You Cannot Write A Poem Without Writing It. Yet People Talk About Programming As If It Were A Production Process And Measure "programmer Productivity" In Terms Of "number Of Lines Of Code Produced". In So Doing They Book That Number On The Wrong Side Of The Ledger: We Should Always Refer To "the Number Of Lines Of Code Spent".

Perfecting Oneself Is As Much Unlearning As It Is Learning.

It Is Not The Task Of The University To Offer What Society Asks For, But To Give What Society Needs.