Tennis Is So Competitive. I Guess That's

Life Is Not Worth Living If I Cannot Have Pasta Or Bread Again.

It's A Drag Having To Wear Socks During Matches, Because The Tan, Like, Stops At The Ankles. I Can Never Get My Skin, Like, Color Coordinated.

As You Know, I Was One Of The Original Grunters. But Jimmy Connors Used To Grunt Way Before I Was Born. I Never Knew I Was Grunting, It Was Just Part Of My Strokes.

I'm About The Present.

I Don't Like Salads: I Like The Strong Food.