Tell Me, O Muse, Of That Ingenious

We Got A Little Rule Back Home: If It's Brown, Drink It Down. If It's Black, Send It Back.

This Year I Invested In Pumpkins. They've Been Going Up The Whole Month Of October And I Got A Feeling They're Going To Peak Right Around January. Then Bang! That's When I'll Cash In.

A Guest Never Forgets The Host Who Has Treated Him Kindly.

It Is Equally Wrong To Speed A Guest Who Does Not Want To Go, And To Keep One Back Who Is Eager. You Ought To Make Welcome The Present Guest, And Send Forth The One Who Wishes To Go.

Once You Go Vatican, You Never Go Back Again.