Tell Him I Took The Cat

Life Is Like A Moustache. It Can Be Wonderful Or Terrible. But It Always Tickles.

Vending Machine: "this Product Has No Known Nutritional Value And May Cause Irritability Or Wakefulness In Some Individuals. Please Enjoy Your Selection And Your Day." Eve: "up Yours.

If You Write In Category, You Write Knowing There's A Framework, There Are Reader Expectations.

I Don't Fiddle Or Edit Or Change While I'm Going Through That First Draft.

I Had The Blood And Fire Rule When My Boys Were Young. You Know, Unless It's Blood Or Fire, Don't Bother Me.