Television Is Democracy At Its Ugliest.

The Best Thing That Can Happen Is For The Theme To Be Nice And Clear From The Beginning.

Don't Think Of It As Art, Think Of It As Work.

Television Is The Menace That Everyone Loves To Hate But Can't Seem To Live Without.

Television Is Not The Truth! Television Is A Goddamned Amusement Park. Television Is A Circus, A Carnival, A Travelling Troupe Of Acrobats And Story-tellers, Singers And Dancers, Jugglers, Sideshow Freaks, Lion-tamers And Football Players. We're In The Boredom-killing Business!

Artists Don't Talk About Art. Artists Talk About Work. If I Have Anything To Say To Young Writers, It's Stop Thinking Of Writing As Art. Think Of It As Work.