Television Can Take Anything. It Can Take

If You've Got Mystique As Your Girlfriend The Fun You Could Have In Bed - I've Just Imagined X-men 3 Might Open With Me In Bed With Patrick Stewart.

I've Had Enough Of Being A Gay Icon! I've Had Enough Of All This Hard Work, Because, Since I Came Out, I Keep Getting All These Parts, And My Career's Taken Off. I Want A Quiet Life. I'm Going Back Into The Closet. But I Can't Get Back Into The Closet, Because It's Absolutely Jam-packed Full Of Other Actors.

Why Live Outside The Us? Do You Want Health Care Or Safe Food Products Or Democracy Or Something? They're All Overrated. Stay For The Excellent Cable Tv.

Splendid Architecture, The Love Of Your Life, An Old Friend... They Can All Go Drifting By Unseen If Youre Not Careful.

I Suspect The Base That I'm Working From Is Not Particularly One Of Inquiry, But Of Memory Of What I Did Last Time.