Tease Hair, Not Homos!

Drug Addicts Are So Funny That Way. Just Spinning Around, Lost In Their Own Little World. Doing So Much, Accomplishing So Little. How Sad.

No, Michael, I Do Not Trust You On A Boat, I Do Not Trust You On A Goat. I Do Not Trust You Here. I Do Not Trust You There. I Do Not Trust You Anywhere.

I Give You Bitter Pills, In A Sugar Coating. The Pills Are Harmless - The Poison's In The Sugar

I Can Be An Incredibly Fabulous Person, And I Don't Have To Be In The Highest Heels, The Tallest Wig, The Skimpiest Outfit.

I'm Not Addicted To Drugs, I'm Addicted To Glamour.