Teachers Affect Eternity; No One Can Tell

The American Man Is A Very Simple And Cheap Mechanism. The American Woman I Find A Complicated And Expensive One. Contrasts Of Feminine Types Are Possible. I Am Not Absolutely Sure That There Is More Than One American Man.

American Society Is A Sort Of Flat, Fresh-water Pond Which Absorbs Silently, Without Reaction, Anything Which Is Thrown Into It.

Every Man Should Have A Fair-sized Cemetary In Which To Bury The Faults Of His Friends.

As A Historian, He Felt It His Duty To Respect Everything That Had Ever Been Respected, Except For The Occasional Statesman.

The Scientific Mind Is Atrophied, And Suffers Under Inherited Cerebral Weakness, When It Comes In Contact With The Eternal Woman--astarte, Isis, Demeter, Aphrodite, And The Last And Greatest Deity Of All, The Virgin.