Tea! The Panacea For Everything From Weariness

An Author Ought To Consider Himself, Not As A Gentleman Who Gives A Private Or Eleemosynary Treat, But Rather As One Who Keeps A Public Ordinary, At Which All Persons Are Welcome For Their Money.

Penny Saved Is A Penny Got.

Wisdom Is The Talent Of Buying Virtuous Pleasures At The Cheapest Rate.

When Widows Exclaim Loudly Against Second Marriages, I Would Always Lay A Wager Than The Man, If Not The Wedding Day, Is Absolutely Fixed On.

A Wonder Lasts But Nine Days, And Then The Puppy's Eyes Are Open.