Taxes Are Not Levied For The Benefit

We Learned Not To Waste Ammo Even On Warriors Except In Self-protection

Sex Should Be Friendly. Otherwise Stick To Mechanical Toys; It's More Sanitary.

Thinking Doesn't Pay. Just Makes You Discontented With What You See Around You.

Some Logics Get Nervous Breakdowns. Overloaded Phone System Behaves Like Frightened Child. Mike Did Not Have Upsets, Acquired Sense Of Humor Instead. Low One. If He Were A Man, You Wouldn't Dare Stoop Over. His Idea Of Thigh-slapper Would Be To Dump You Out Of Bed — Or Put Itch Powder In Pressure Suit.

A Committee Is The Only Known Form Of Life With A Hundred Bellies And No Brain.