Take Wrong Turns. Talk To Strangers. Open

I Don't Have Hard Numbers About This, But The Impression I Get Is That The Amount Of Eyeballs You Get From Being On The Humor Shelf At Barnes & Noble - It Is Almost Insignificant.

The Universe Is Probably Littered With One-planet Graves

I Think The Comic That's Gotten Me The Most Feedback Is Actually The One About The Stoplights. Noticing When The Stoplights Are In Sync, Or Calculating The Length Of Your Strides Between Floor Tiles - Normal People Notice That Kind Of Stuff, But A Certain Kind Of Person Will Do Some Calculations.

When Designing An Interface, Imagine That Your Program Is All That Stands Between The User And Hot, Sweaty, Tangled-bedsheets-fingertips-digging-into-the-back Sex.

The Thing About The Internet Is That You Can Write Something... For A Very Narrow Audience And Make A Living At It.