Take Everything You Like Seriously, Except Yourselves.

Oh East Is East And West Is West And Never The Twain Shall Meet.

Come You Back, You British Soldier; Come You Back To Mandalay!

They Are Fools Who Kiss And Tell'-- Wisely Has The Poet Sung. Man May Hold All Sorts Of Posts If He'll Only Hold His Tongue.

Never Praise A Sister To A Sister, In The Hope Of Your Compliments Reaching The Proper Ears, And So Preparing The Way For You Later On. Sisters Are Women First, And Sisters Afterwards; And You Will Find That You Do Yourself Harm.

Payday Came And With It Beer