't Is Sweeter For Thee Despairing Than

The Best Plans Of Men And Mice Often Go Awry.

Burns' Hog-weighing Method: (1) Get A Perfectly Symmetrical Plank And Balance It Across A Sawhorse. (2) Put The Hog On One End Of The Plank. (3) Pile Rocks On The Other End Until The Plank Is Again Perfectly Balanced. (4) Carefully Guess The Weight Of The Rocks.

Flow Gently, Sweet Afton, Among Thy Green Braes, Flow Gently, I'll Sing Thee A Song In Thy Praise.

If There's Another World, He Lives In Bliss; If There Is None, He Made The Best Of This.

O Scotia! My Dear, My Native Soil! For Whom My Warmest Wish To Heaven Is Sent