Sympathizing And Selfish People Are Alike, Both

We Must Regard All Matter As An Intrusted Secret Which We Believe The Person Concerned Would Wish To Be Considered As Such. Nay, Further Still, We Must Consider All Circumstances As Secrets Intrusted Which Would Bring Scandal Upon Another If Told.

Fail Not To Call To Mind, In The Course Of The Twenty-fifth Of This Month, That The Divinest Heart That Ever Walked The Earth Was Born On That Day; And Then Smile And Enjoy Yourselves For The Rest Of It; For Mirth Is Also Of Heaven's Making.

For The Qualities Of Sheer Wit And Humor, Swift Had No Superior, Ancient Or Modern.

There Seems A Life In Hair, Though It Be Dead.

Mirth Itself Is Too Often But Melancholy In Disguise.