Sweetheart, Never Listen To What My Enemies

If Arrogance Were Shoes, He'd Never Go Barefoot.

My New Knight Mistress Is Famed For Wielding Sharp Edges: Sword, Knife And Tongue!

I Will Be Known Forever As The Puppy Who Chased A Cutpurse And Caught Fish Garbage Instead. My Descendants Will Pretend I'm Not In Their Bloodline. No – No One Will Want To Make Descendants With Me. [from Beka Cooper's Journal Of Her First Day As A New Dog I.e. Cop]

If I Say You're A Goatherd's Son, You Say, 'yes, Lord Ralon.'" Alanna Gasped With Fury. "i'd As Soon Kiss A Pig! Is That What You've Been Doing-kissing Pigs? Or Being Kissed?

And If They Don't Believe Us, I Can Give Them The Ghost Eyes, You Can Go All Big And Threatening, Farmer Can Do His Cracknob Simpleton, And My Lady Can Don Her Nobleness. We'll Do All Right.