Susceptibility To The Highest Forces Is The

A Congressman Is A Pig. The Only Way To Get His Snout From The Trough Is To Rap It Sharply With A Stick.

It Is Impossible To Underrate Human Intelligence - Beginning With One's Own.

Every One Who Marries Goes It Blind, More Or Less.

For Reasons Which Many Persons Thought Ridiculous, Mrs. Lightfoot Lee Decided To Pass The Winter In Washington.

Thank God, I Never Was Cheerful. I Come From The Happy Stock Of The Mathers, Who, As You Remember, Passed Sweet Mornings Reflecting On The Goodness Of God And The Damnation Of Infants.