Surfing Should Be Called "foam-choking" Or "sea

I Have Never Voted. Like Most People I Am Utterly Disenchanted By Politics. Like Most People I Regard Politicians As Frauds And Liars And The Current Political System As Nothing More Than A Bureaucratic Means For Furthering The Augmentation And Advantages Of Economic Elites.

It Was Crushingly Disappointing As A Fan Of The Simpsons To Discover That It's Just You In A Room Speaking Into A Microphone. I Thought I Was Going To Become Friends With Homer Simpson, But Unfortunately None Of Them Are Real.

A Halloween-haired, Sachsgate-enacting, Estuary-whining, Glitter-lacquered, Priapic Berk How Dare I, From My Velvet Chaise Longue, In My Hollywood Home Like Kubla Khan, Drag My Limbs From My Harem To Moan About The System? A System That Has Posited Me On A Lilo Made Of Thighs In An Ocean Filled With Honey And Foie Gras'd My Essex Arse With Undue Praise And Money.

Marketing Is All Pervasive. They're Getting Marketed Products They Can't Afford - Can't Ever Hope To Acquire. They Believe The Only Way They're Ever Going To Achieve Happiness Is The Acquisition Of These Products. Products They Can't Afford. They See People Living That Lifestyle, And They Have That Lifestyle Beamed Incessantly Into Their Minds Through Media, Which You Know I Participate In.

I'm A Vegetarian. I Believe That We're All Equal. I Ain't Got No Right To Kill. Say A Fly Comes In My House, I Tolerate That Little A**hole.