Sure I Do, And If Someone Paid

I Made Mistakes. I Can’t Whine About It. I’m The One That Messed Up And I’m Paying The Consequences. However, If I Am Given A Second Chance, I Won’t Need A Third Chance. And To Be Honest With You, I Picked The Wrong Vice. I Should Have Picked Alcohol. I Should Have Picked Drugs Or I Should Have Picked Up Beating Up My Wife Or Girlfriend Because If You Do Those Three, You Get A Second Chance. They Haven’t Given Too Many Gamblers Second Chances In The World Of Baseball.

Sliding Headfirst Is The Safest Way To Get To The Next Base, I Think, And The Fastest. You Don't Lose Your Momentum, And There's One More Important Reason I Slide Headfirst, It Gets My Picture In The Paper.

The Manager Of A Team Is Like A Stagecoach, He Can't Move Unless He Has The Horses.

I'm No Different From Anybody Else With Two Arms, Two Legs, And Forty-two Hundred Hits.

I Always Say, The Only Time You Gotta Worry About Getting Booed Is When You're Wearing A White Uniform. And I've Never Been Booed Wearing A White Uniform.