Suffering Teaches Us Only That We Suffer.

The Hero Used To Be The One In White. Now He Is Harder To Spot.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.

Death Is Hacking Away At My Address Book And Party Lists.

My Parents Wanted Me To Solace Them For Sorrows They Denied Having Had.

The More Powerless People Are, The Longer They Are Kept Waiting.