Suddenly I Had A Contract And I

I Was Often Very, Incredibly Naughty, And If I Didn't Come Home At Tea Time I Used To Be Sent To Bed Without Any Dinner. But People Used To Bring Me Things: I Was Better Fed In Bed.

Suddenly I Had A Contract And I Was Earning Lots Of Money.

I Spoke French A Bit, And I Could Speak A Bit Of This And That, And When You Were Taught Those Things By People Who Couldn't Really Do It, You Can Do Some Pretty Wonderfully, Imaginative Horrific Things To Teachers.

I Never Used To Sleep Much. I Think We All Go Through A Bit Of A Time Like That Where We Rage About. If We Don't, I Don't Think You've Ever Really Lived.

I Got Through My Teen Years By Being A Bit Of A Clown.